I have
held my tongue
held my breath
held my heart
for way too long.

I just can't keep it in any longer
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If you are offended by the occasional wirty dord, obscenity, or naked truth please put on your sunglasses.

Wait.

I think you should all put on your sunglasses.
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Wednesday, May 19, 2010

It's All Relative

I have the kind of family that calls at 3:00 p.m. on my birthday to say, “Hello! We’ve been in the state for two weeks and would love to see you! We have a couple of hours to kill at the airport before the plane leaves; would you like to come to the airport to see us?  Happy Birthday!” and then get offended when their invitation is declined.

When faced with such a prospect, the idea of champagne by the fire in the company of non-verbal companions seems wonderfully festive.

1 comment:

  1. Good for you, choosing not to make that long drive to accommodate someone who obviously wasn't respecting you. I have family members like that as well, so I can so relate.

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