Decorum, People

While I do love Facebook, I think that too many people share too many intimate details. 

Don't get me wrong; I am really really happy for you that your Pap Smear actually felt good.  I just don't want to think about you in that way (the way that has me picturing you moaning -- in the good way -- over a speculum).

Similarly, I do not want to picture that (thankfully benign) mole/pimple-like thing on the surface of your left testicle.

I mean, really.