I have
held my tongue
held my breath
held my heart
for way too long.

I just can't keep it in any longer
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If you are offended by the occasional wirty dord, obscenity, or naked truth please put on your sunglasses.

Wait.

I think you should all put on your sunglasses.
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Monday, September 19, 2011

Oh, and Another Thing

Anyone who thinks I "ruined my life" by getting rid of things I hated to pursue lifelong dreams can just EAT. MY. SHORTS.

3 comments:

  1. Well, now... Aren't we just full of piss and vinegar this week?
    Feeling a little like telling the whole world "That's nice!" in a slow, sickly sweet Southern voice, are you?

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  2. Oh, I feel like telling the world something. Something that sounds a lot like "Either get a life and stop living vicariously through me or SHUT THE HELL UP."

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  3. You do know what "That's Nice!" means, right?

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